Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)

That’s fucking gross, Cosmo

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~

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i just gagged.

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the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around” just made me choke on air

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Do….Do women actually consider shoving food into their vags? I’m terrified.

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What.

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Food fetishes are one thing, but this is just plain bad.

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wow mashed banana how sexy and not at all like baby food

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but why peaches though? 

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Um. Could you imagine trying to clean that out? Just eww. Jizz covered fruit also does not sound at all appeasing. 
And what if he doesn’t show up? It’s not like you can bend over and eat the fruit out yourself. Not that you would want to…I’ll just end this thought here.
And I may never be able to eat a banana again without the phrase “He can whoosh his penis around it!” popping into my head. Thanks, Cosmo. Seriously. 

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LMAO I AM DYING AT THE COMMENTARY

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notice how cosmo’s sex tips are all about his pleasure?

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I threw up into my mouth a little.

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this is the best thing ive seen on tumblr for a long time.  lmao.  fruitarians unite!

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YEAST INFECTIONS ARE HOT TRUFAX…

Does anyone at that magazine actually have or have ever met a vagina?

Cosmo is full of pussy haters.

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Whoosh my WHAT in WHAT??

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brb becoming nun to stave off trauma

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I just had the following text message exchange with Ian:

“Hey, so I was just reading this hot sex tip from Cosmo: ‘Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters.’ What do you think? Is this something you’d like to try?”

“Wouldn’t the sugar in the juices be infectiony?”

“Um, yes. Please tell me you did not think I was seriously suggesting that you woosh your penis around inside my banana filled vagina.”

“No, I was just worried that you’d started reading Cosmo.”

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Prince is staring in disbelief and disgust.

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LMAO WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

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reblogging again for the commentary and the excellent use of gifs.

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