this is just art.
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the only thing worse than a movie starring adam sandler is a movie starring adam sandler and adam sandler
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blametaryn replied to your post: HOW TO MAKE EMMA LOVE YOU AS A HOCKEY PLAYER …vImawbe’. Lit. ‘I am not offended by it’. Well, sort of. Klingon doesn’t have any verb tenses or the verb ‘to be’ or a subjunctive so the word is constructed as ‘me-it-offend-not’. They’re a simple people. (And that’s a capital i, not an L.)if you speak another language just get inside me now. omg what if he speaks some made up sci-fi movie language thoughI wish I knew enough Klingon to say “I would not mind that at all” here but uh I don’t know any Klingon. It’d still be hot.
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Powerful ad right here.
- That’s deep.
So this has shown up in the inbox a few times today. Pop quiz: at what point in the pregnancy can you guarantee that the embryo/fetus is not contemplating existentialism or its future? Answer: ALL OF IT. But especially before the pregnant person is even showing!
Another pop quiz: if a young girl lives with an abusive or judgmental mother, is it a wise idea for her to bring a child of her own into the world? Answer: PROBABLY NOT. So in this scenario, we have a VERY early pregnancy and a young woman who’s worried about her parents’ reaction. She looks like she’s in high school. At this point, the fetus weighs less than an ounce and has no brain activity whatsoever. The rights of the living, breathing, thinking, feeling person trump any “rights” the intruder in her uterus has.
So no, this is not deep, and this is not powerful. It’s emotional pandering and factually inaccurate. TRY AGAIN, PRO-LIFERS.
And this is actually a step UP from most “pro-life” ads, because the woman has a FACE. No joke.
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then make a move, sweethearts. this collar bone ain’t gonna lick itself…
On an unrelated note, my collar bone used to be so pronounced I could keep quarters in it. xD
Addendum: I also don’t really condone calling a woman a “bitch”. :P Going along that line, how exactly is calling someone a slang term for genitals supposed to be an insult? xD
Second addendum: Us nerdy best friends are fantastic lovers. You should look into it.
Sorry but this reeks of Nice Guy Syndrome. Just because a girl is best friends with a guy doesn’t not mean she’s obliged to fall in love with him. If she’s not falling for you, maybe YOU need to do something? Or maybe she just doesn’t have feelings for you. I don’t think anyone should have to settle just because you’re nice or a nerd, sorry.
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WOMEN: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!
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Matt Langer: made u something -
Ugh, so, seeing as Social Media Specialists refuse to stop shortening their links with those god awful stumbleupon/owly/etc things that put those stupid bars on the top of the page that every time I see them literally make me want to literally stab myself (and/or other people), I wrote1 a detection script that gets rid of those stupid bars by automatically redirecting you to the actual page that you were actually trying to actually visit in the first place.
So if you use Chrome you can first install this thing called dotjs and then put this jobber2 in your ~/.js/default.js (also available on my github):
jQuery(function() { var pattern; pattern = /([-a-zA-Z0-9@:%_\+.~#?&//=]{2,256}\.[a-z]{2,4})+\b(\/[-a-zA-Z0-9@:%_\+.~#?&//=]*)+/; if (pattern.test(window.location.pathname)) { var url = pattern.exec(window.location.pathname)[0]; if (url.indexOf('http') == 0) { window.location = url; } else { window.location = 'http://' + url; } } });1by “wrote” I mean “reengineered some leftover code from my failled ‘startup’ formerly known as dashbrd formerly known as immerss”
2this might break shit for you, idk, ymmv, etc
Will this catch ALL those stupid bar sites? brb installing
- He doesn’t believe in the separation of church and state.
- He believes abortion should be illegal.
- He doesn’t support the repeal of DoMA and didn’t support the repeal of DADT.
- He doesn’t support putting more money into inner-city schools, but does support vouchers for religious schools.
- He believes creationism should be taught alongside evolution in public schools.
- He doesn’t believe HIV causes AIDS.
- While he doesn’t support a federal ban on gay marriage, he also doesn’t support a federal law legalizing gay marriage. Some see this as a states’ rights issue, and this is how he frames it, but he does support other federal legalization movements (drugs, for example).
- His newsletter spouted horrible racist content for twenty years. He denies writing any of it, but if he allowed this content to go out under his name, he either approved it or was so ignorant of both the type of people he associates with and the type of content going under his name that he shouldn’t be trusted to run anything.
- He believes in reinstating the gold standard, which most economists believe was one of the major causes of several financial crises during the early part of the 20th Century, including the Great Depression.
- He believes in free market capitalism.
- He wants to get rid of Affirmative Action.
- He is a frequent guest on the Alex Jones radio show. Alex Jones is a government-hating conspiracy theorist nutter. If you don’t know who Alex Jones is, then Google him.
- Any of these items should keep a sane liberal from voting for Ron Paul.
His stance on drugs and wars win him a lot of liberal fans, but only if they don’t look at literally anything else he stands for.
Ron Fucking Paul. And not in the good Amanda Palmer way.
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